Jade Goody may die!

I only just found out who the **** she is and I couldn’t really care much less aside from the following news story allows me to make a really tasteless post:

TV star Jade Goody, who has been diagnosed with cervical cancer, has said she fears she may not live to see her two young sons grow up. [BBC News]

I’ve seen the pictures and it’s awful. Not her scans. Her face. And someone ****** that? Twice?

Ew.

Hey, won’t you lot be glad when I get the **** away from Kota Kinabalu to somewhere I don’t have as much free time and internet access?