Lloyds are *****… no they’re not

Don’t worry – I’m not confused. I’m just reporting on a story that shylady passed on to me, which is great as it saves me doing any real work. Ideal, being that I’m a lazy ****. And have just passed my Rescue Diver course so I’m about to go out and celebrate with beer and pizza from the pissant place over the road who wouldn’t reply to my emails (hence why I’m diving with another company, staying with another hostel and only visiting their place for cheap food).

Anyway, the story on the BBC reports that a guy had an e-banking password of “Lloyds is pants”, but one of the staff changed it – without telling him – to “no it isn’t”. Funny, but not ideal when you’re trying to access your funds in a hurry.

Apparently, whoever did it no longer works for the company. Surely, then it would have made more sense for them to change his password to “Yes, they ******* are” as it sounds like the act of someone who’s working out their notice.