At least that’s the UK government‘s assumption as they release a 26-page waste of paper (or web space) telling people how to look after one.
It includes such madness as having one litter tray per animal. And providing “somewhere for them to go to the toilet”. It’s called the ******* outdoors, you ******. Sorry, but I don’t go for the “house/indoor cat” thing. If you live in a concrete jungle, get a hamster.
I am so glad I don’t pay tax because I’d feel like a ******* 912-scammer victim if I had helped pay for this ****. Don’t get me wrong, I’m all for making sure animals have a good life. I like them more than I like a lot of humans. But 26 page on how not to be a fuckeit? Insane.
Now I know why we pay so much tax. It’s so morons like the handful that came up with this trip have jobs. Can’t they do something useful? Like pick up dog **** from the streets?

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You’re right, think it IS the reason why our taxes are so high. They spend vast and stupid amounts of money on years of research by ‘Think Tanks’ , only to disclose conclusions that your average man/woman in the pub could come up with in a few mins over a pint.
And yet your average man/woman can’t get the job of being paid for it because they’re not prepared to suck up to a bureaucrat to get the budget for it.