I did a quick search for “midget gems” on Google earlier. Don’t ask – it was honestly school-related. No, seriously. It was. Anyway, I spotted the following advert on the sidebar. I was too scared to click on the link in case it took me to some dark, human-trafficking corner of eBay of which I wasn’t previously aware.
Car advert?
I seriously didn’t dare find out.
Used midgets: tasty and chewy!
Dewi, I worry about you. Not as much as the police should, but all the same…