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Strange searches

I was just checking the old WordPress stats when I glanced at the recent search terms:

paypal login problems,  www.farmsex.com,  moshlings

Hum. Now I know where the middle search terms comes from in relation to the blog. It’s an old one about an ex-boss who’s internet habits in the office were somewhat interesting. But why do you put a web address into Google? Surely if you want to look at horses ******* women up the arse, or men sucking pig’s dicks you’d go frect to the page?

Of course, the fact I’m listing animal porn and farmyard sex terms is in no way linked to the fact that I’ll get more hits as a result. Honest.

Donkey cock.

(also, I’m in Bali with no free internet access so expect a slowdown in posts for the duration)

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Conclusive proof of the non-existence of God

A raised zebra-crossing-cum-speed-hump at a sc...

Stuff your zebra crossings and Babel Fish.

Geoffrey Perkins, 55 – dead
Douglas Adams, 49 – dead

George W. Bush, 62 – not dead
Paul “Gary Glitter” Gadd, 64 – not dead

The list could go on. So many entertainers and people who make others happy being taken from us – and not just in drug-induced accidents – at young ages while rich scum get to keep on breathing. That’s hardly the working of a just and caring omnipotent being.

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Hint for new fundamentalist organisations

There’s an option here – check out a reference site or open your eyes to the outside world before you name your organisation.

As a case in point, let’s look at the Filipino Islamic group Moro Islamic Liberation Front. The Borneo Post had a headline today reading “Philippines To Scrap Peace Deal With MILF”. Now, to me that means that some attractive older woman has done something to annoy them.

Pop onto Google and do a (non-content-filtered) search for MILF and I guarantee that the most popular searches aren’t about Islamic groups. But you’ll get some great photos.

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Chinese tennis

Just got in from the pub where we watched Venus Williams get soundly beaten by a small Chinese woman. I’m not one to watch tennis, but anything involving fit women in short skirts is bound to catch my attention. Especially after a few beers.

Part of me wonders where all these Chinese athletes have come from. When was the last time a Chinese player did will at Wimbledon? Yet this woman – frankly – thrashed the statuesque Venus and walked into the semis.

I think it’s down to motivation. Venus loses some pride and marketability (no cash prizes for the Olympics). The Chinese girl loses her youngest brother if she fails to qualify. Her mum’s head’s on a block if she gets to the final.

Talk about pressure.

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