
Updating iOS
Get excited that new version is coming out on set date
Jump on download the moment it comes out
Wait 6 hours for download to arrive while your eyes dry out and crust over
Re-download when download fails at 99%
Wait for reboot
Keep waiting for reboot
Try hard reset
Pack phone in box and go to Apple Store
Come back with working phone and extra goods you were up-sold while you were at Apple Store
Hate new version of iOS
See new iOS release date
Repeat…

Updating Android
See new version being touted
Wonder when they’ll give a release date
Several months later, get release date
Wonder when they’ll release it for your actual handset
Find out your manufacturer/vendor isn’t going to release it for your handset
Find out that they’ve given in to backlash and will release it
Wonder when they’ll give a release date
Keep checking for release date
Give up
Find out that they released it a month ago without making an announcement
Download update
Install update
Reboot handset
Enjoy new version, except for the functions they had to miss out because your handset can’t run them
Repeat