Quick message for Spurs fans

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I have nothing against Tottenham Hotspur. They’re an OK team, they’ve progressed well over the last few seasons and they play half-decent football. Alright, so they’re now one of “those bloody Premier League teams” since we got relegated, but they’re hardly one of the worst.

However, I shall be hoping every decision goes against them this season. All the dodgy stuff, the results, poor player performance. The lot.

For why?

Because Harry Redknapp gives the best post-match interviews bar none when he’s pissed off about a poor result. Fergie’s just a miserable, whinging bastard. Wenger didn’t see anything so he can’t comment. That French guy at Liverpool… well, who can understand him?

But Redknapp is genius.

Please don’t take it personally, guys and gals. At least you know why I’ll be cheering on 18 of the other teams against you. You didn’t think I’d want the mackem filth to beat you as well, did you?

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