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Bollocks, have you

“I proved critics wrong – Beckham” screams the headline of the BBC article. “Shite” I scream back in reply.

Beckham’s been fucking useless this tournament. Come on, he takes every single free kick that has a chance of going goalwards. I’d make a guess that this tops 30 dead-ball shots he’s had in 4 games. Out of all those, he’s had two or three on target. Two of these have gone in, one via an unlucky defender.

There are loads of players with a better record than that, and many more who at least would have got the ball closer than many of Beckham’s squandered efforts.

Let’s face it, with the exception of the Sweden game – the only one we’ve not won – England have been crap so far. Either it takes decent oppositon for us to wake up as a team, or we were lucky that day not to get hammered.

The way I see it, unless we buck our ideas up and stop winning by narrow 1-goal margins we will get humiliated by the first decent team we face. As it stands, we’re lucky that Portugal have lost two players to red cards. Aside from that, and based on their performances, they’d shit on us from a great height next weekend.

I really hope I’m wrong. I want my country to win the World Cup as much as anyone. But Beckham needs to get himself in gear and concentrate more on his football and less on what we think of him. One lucky strike in a game we should have strolled through is not “answering the critics”. If anything, it asks more questions.

Oh, and his wife’s still a fucking minger. I wonder… if you got her and Cheryl Tweedy (who she was sat next to) and put them on some scales if they’d together weigh as much as a normal, healthy person?

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