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I would like to introduce a new word into the English language (assuming I’ve not already been beaten to it): Alcopoop (noun) – the thick, turgid yet also somehow sloppy and always sweet-smelling shit that you have to force out of an arsehole that seems too small the morning after an excessive intake [...] From Indy in Auckland: “Just a quick email to let you know that we had our second baby today 05/10/07. Carys Ushani Silva was born at 0917am (NZST ) and weighed 2.83Kg” Thing is, I was tempted to get home and buy a flight to Auckland as I knew the second nipper was due in [...] You know, there’s something that will always bring a big, cheesy grin to my face no matter how bad a day I’m having (not that I’m having too many at the moment), but… Waving to a little kid who stares at you, smiles and gives one of those kindy of wobbly waves back. Makes me [...] White Xmas? Believe it or not, in the UK this paltry dusting of frozen water classes as a “white xmas”. At least, it does if the snow falls on a certain area at any point between midnight and midnight. In London, it’s a 3′ x 3′ concrete square on top of the weather centre [...] Framed NUFC crest cross-stitch As promised, here’s a pic of the present Sharon made me for my birthday. I’m sure most of those who know me know I don’t like a fuss made (I’m like Scrooge, only I do it for all celebrations. I’m a miserable fucker at heart) but how the hell could [...] |
If I'm in the UK, then this will be updated very regularly. If I'm elsewhere in the world, this is more likely to be correct.
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