I’ve heard of choking the chicken, but this is ridiculous. Warning, the aforementioned link includes the word “penis” a lot.
I note he mentions that his cock was bothering him. Well he sorted that out. I also love the way that after he’s hacked it off, he felt “irritated”. Damn, I know how he feels. Every time I slash my nob off, the first sensation I get is one of extreme irritation. “Not again – butterfingers”. Good grief.
In another story, a village full of Romanians fled their homes as they confused disco lights from a neighbouring townships for … invading alien spaceships. An easy mistake to make. If you’re ******* mental.
One of these days I have to visit Romania. It must be the only country left where you could genuinely make a profit from selling Dr Beetlewhack’s Patented Cure-All Panacea. Maybe someone should tell the folks who were trying to flog me the crocodile-based cancer cure.
Reading University Students Union bought an old WWII searchlight which they shine into the sky whenever they have a function. Of course, every time it gets switched on, the local loonies inundate the plod with UFO calls…
students eh, don’t you just have to chuckle at their cheeky antics…
Well, crocodiles are supposed to have natural antibiotics in their blood.. Don’t think it would work for cancer tho 🙂