New ‘yob’ targets to be unveiled

Another misleading headline from BBC News. I clicked on it thinking someone was releasing a novelty item in time for the xmas rush. Nice, simple and socially advantageous – a stick-on target you could whack onto the dopeheads that hang around the end of the street. You and your friends then stand a distance away and hurl rocks, batteries, coins, bullets and so forth at them and see who gets the highest score.

Sadly, no. It’s blooming government propaganda about how many of these scrotes they’re going to take off the streets instead. OK, not a bad thing but I like my idea better. A dead chav is one who won’t come back again.

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