Portsmouth area off-license shares rocket

Apparently Pompey are about to offer George Best a “permanent position” within the club. Let’s just hope it’s not bar manager.

“One for you, one for me *hic*”

I can see Pompey slipping massively into the red (or their bar contents slipping into the ex-Red…). Next year’s accounts could be good:

Players in: £3 million

Players out: £1.5 million

Wage bill: £5.2 million

Bar bill: £10.8 million (offset by £1.2 million for bottle returns)

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Twenty Major

He’s a poxy **** that George Best. I wish he’d just ******* die.

twenty major

Honestly, I hope he chokes on a wine cork the liver stealing ****.

Janetyjanet

isn’t he godfather to someone on the team or something – suppose I should know living in the general vicinity but footie’s a poofs game anyway, rugby’s for real men…

(ducks head & awaits abuse)

Major: Stop beating about the bush…tell us what you really think…;-)

Mosh

Rugby… hmm… big huddles, groping your hand between someone else’s legs, buffing up all sweaty in the gym, communal baths afterwards. so “anti-gay” it’s ovbiously a complete front…

Chocolate toppers the lot of them.

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