This letter is just so redneck, it’s amazing. It all reads like so much god-bothering hyperbole until you get to the end of the last sentence. Judging by the rest of the site, it’s a genuine letter, too.
I just asked a guy in the office who’s very much a churchgoer and he assures me that Jesus was never a registered member of the NRA.
“it’s me, Margaret”
Hang on. Wasn’t that a book?
“Jesus loves me. And my Colt automatic”. What a buch of fucknuts.
Ah, but I’ve posted comments on your page with a link to my blog on them.
Daisy, you have too much spare time to spend surfing.
Thank you 🙂
Dear God…
I think that guy has it all figured out.
My girlfirend agrees. She’s got the same grandma as me you know!
Chris… Doh! I mean Red 😉
Oh.
My.
God.
It is very scary that there are people – and probably a lot of people – that think this is right and okay.
Via me? I haven’t added him to my blogroll yet (although that is coming when I can be arsed).
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[here via anni]