OK, I found this out by accident. I’d never be deliberately cruel to Kim. Unless it was funny or something. Just to make that clear. Any bumps, burns or bruises are purely her own clumsy fault. *ahem*
You take one bowl of Honey Loops breakfast cereal. Pour orange juice on them instead of milk by accident. Then pour milk on anyway so as not to waste them. Commence eating. Get about 1/3 of the way through the bowl and realise you really don’t like this new flavour taste explosion and tip them down the toilet. Flush.
At this point you realise how floaty cereal is and that it ain’t going to go unless you tip a bucket of water down after it. So just leave it.
Wait until Kim gets up and, still tired, goes to the loo. This is the point where she squeals that “there are worms in the toilet!” and won’t go back in again.
Fun and games for all the family. And cheaper than that crap you bought your kids from Toys R Us before the sale started yesterday.
Actually would have been better off adding vodka rather than milk.
Make for an interesting breakfast–I know well of what I speak.
Works especially well with Wheaties.
But isn’t ideal if yoiur first post-breakfast task involves getting behind the wheel of a car…
For Gaaaawd’s sake don’t tell our Colonial Cousins They would think it went well with bacon and syrup or the other strange thingees they eat !!
Least she went in the right room… this time!
Like sugary bread. I was rather glad the last time I was in Nigeria that someone had thought to supply the accomodation I was in with Mother’s Pride from the UK. The bread the first time I went was just wrong. Try dipping doughnuts in your tomoato soup for an idea of what I mean.
Milk and OJ? Cheesey!
That’s a story for another time. Once she’s moved out and I check that nobody who reads this blog knows her.