I’m working in the office between xmas and new year. I use the word "working" in it’s loosest possible sense, of course. I’m actually spending more time building a PC for a mate than I am actually looking at anything work-related.
I have discovered that the phrase I’m using most around here right now is "Why should I give a ****? What are you going to do? Fire me?" After all, worst case scenario is they give me my P45. At which point I walk to my new place and hand them it saying "I can start now, if you like."
I would like to point out that, should you be from my new employer and reading this that it’s a work of humourous fiction and that I’m actually working really, really hard.
lol, love the after thought!