Someone I know has a few pups available as their dog has just given birth. I asked in the office a couple of weeks ago if anyone wanted one. One of the guys was interested until he found out they couldn’t leave their mother till February. A shame – he had some Korean friends over for xmas.
Puppies are great. When you put them in the freezer, they all huddle up and really maximise your storage space.

ah, good point, hadn’t thought about that possibility – I suggest either coating them first in goose fat to aid the separation process; or placing them individually into an ice cube tray then hey presto, they’re available for use in whatever quantity is required
Have you ever seen the foam caused by throwing 6 puppies in a hessian sack into a raging river? Who needs Radox.
I suppose. And kittens have nice long whiskers you can pluck out and use to floss your teeth with afterwards.
LMAO! Cruel cruel man! :p
Thing with kittens is they tend to ball *too* close together so they freeze stuck into one huge ball. You’ve either got to defrost them all to get one off, or attack them with a hammer and chisel which can be messy when little bits shatter off and shoot under the cooker.
works with kittens too