I have determined through simple logical deduction and detective work that one of my work colleages is a potential danger to society and should be locked up and the key thrown away. I’ll not name her as she’d probably have me hunted down by her Al Quaida colleagues for grassing her up.
You see, she sells pirate DVDs. And all those adverts I see on TV, at the start of rental discs and at the cinema all tell me that people who sell dodgy DVDs and videos are only using it as a means to fund their other, more nefarious, crimes.
In all fairness, I’m not sure if it’s child porn, people-smuggling or international terrorism in which she’s involved. Either way, I’m a dead man if she finds out I’ve sussed her. Oh, why couldn’t I live in ignorance and just think she was trying to make a few quid before xmas? Why did the flipping film companies have to thrust this knowledge upon me? Ignorance was bliss.
Suffice to say, in the meantime I’ll just keep an eye on her. If at any point I see her slipping someone a small child wrapped in brown paper under the table in a dodgy pub, or walking down the street looking very bulky with curly wires sticking out from under her jacket I’ll bite the bullet and inform the police.
In all honesty I don’t see how she can use a couple of quid a time to buy huge piles of Semtex but these master criminals are clever people. Devious… but clever.
*waits for comments to self destruct*
I daren’t approach her and ask in case she has me marked for termination. I’ve already said too much.
thumbs up to the girl, any chance of using her knowledge for “god”?? he seems to have caused more trouble than he is worth this last couple of weeks…