My filthy mind

When you hear the girl opposite you talking to her friend and say "I know all about double entry" what would you think? Well, we all know that my mind rarely strays too far from the gutter in case it can’t find it again.

She then compounds things by adding "I’m going to get a lot of practise in over the weekend and show them on Monday how it’s done."

A glance up, a quick glimpse of an Accounts for Beginners book and I’m shown up for the dirty perv that we all know I am.

Then she goes and mentions "aerodynamic swingers" (no, I didn’t mis-hear) and I’m all befuddled again.