She’s at it again
“I don’t roleplay when I’m fully clothed”.
Misinterperet *that*
Revenge
My stomach was growling at me, so I thought I’d punish it. Ha! Two Big Macs! Take that, you whinging ******!
I feel sick now.
On the offchance…
..that you ever have to remove one contact lense due to a minor eye infection and find yourself stumbling about, getting headaches as you have one eye in focus and the other blurred. There is a very simple solution to this.
Get pissed at lunchtime.
Worked for me.
Came in pissed one night and went about taking my lenses out. Couldn’t get one of the ******** out. I tried for about 5 mins and my eye was red raw. Then I realised I had managed to get it out first time and for five mins I had been scraping my eyeball for nothing.
Ouch. That’s the time the old glasses have to come out I’m afraid. I once got an ulcerated cornea (yes, it was as painful as it sounds) and had to go for a week with no lenses. I hated it.
I am too vain…..