This is really just to piss Twenty Major off. And that’s just because a minor flame war with an Irish gent who really knows his swearing is just so damn much fun!
Here we go:
Guinness.
Is.
****.
(but not as **** as Murphy’s)
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“This people drinks Newcastle Brown Ale.”
You know how they make it brown? Correct, they hose down Gazza’s arse and capture the water in a big tank.
You drink that swill and you call Guinness ****? For shame, Mosher. For shame.
You ****.
Goldfish – Wine Gums pah. You want to get right on to the Midget Gems. Much nicer.
MLA – Flipping wine. It’s for poufs and lasses! Ah, hang on. The clue’s in the name… 😉
I always through they just syphoned the water straight out of the Tyne. I never realised they went to such effort.
Still, it’s easier than distilling the ***** that spews forth from Gerry Adams’ gob, topping it off with traveller **** and passing it off as beer like The Guinness Company does.
Y’Irish ******.
I decided to develop a taste for Guiness on a stag do in Dublin. I force fed myself 10 pints of the stuff. Surprisingly, I had no hangover in the morning. Sadly the lights in the toilet weren’t working, so I am unable to confirm if your **** really does turn black.
I drank 2 pints on thursday just to get a hat! I looked like a right ****! but I was drunk anyway. I have to agree though I didnt have a hangover and I think that was down to the guiness.
I had one sip of Guiness ONCE and I wanted to hurl. How you people drink that nastiness?
I like wine gums.
May your testicles boil in the scalding oil made from the melted bones of all you love and hold dear.
Newky Brown? Now that IS rough!
Nice glass of Chardonnay….
See? It’s so **** they have to give away prizes to anyone daft enough to drink it.
The prosecution rests.
See? See? I told you – genius!
This people doesn’t. This people drinks Newcastle Brown Ale.
You Geordie cuntbag.