Anyone else here who’d chance a frozen rhubarb crumble with a best before days of "End Jan 2003"? No worries. It’s a bank holiday tomorrow anyway so if I get the ***** it won’t mean time off work.
I’ve done OK this bank holiday. I did mow the lawn. Just. My lawnmower is a hand-me-down (thanks C&A!) but it struggles if the grass is damper than a cheap whore’s crotch or longer than a 12 year-old’s pubes. Which pretty much means that it’s a bugger cutting it for the first time in the year.
Also, my strimmer died last year so I’ve had to rip up the grass round the edges and then tramp the rest down. It kinda works. The reason for not having Qualcast’s best is that my shed’s less secure than a pre-teen at Neverland. I don’t have anywhere else to keep my kit hence I’m looking at getting a better shed or – preferably – a garage built out back.
This also means I can get a bike, and exercise. I shouldn’t really think about that. It’ll put me off sorting a garage out.
‘less secure than a pre-teen at Neverland”
ha!!!!!
*FART*
Oohfuck. That didn’t take long.
*Really* cleans you out when it’s 2 years past sell-by.
all these cliche,s and rhubarb crumble, now this is what music hall,s all about,
i fank u
Hey, Mosh! I love rhubarb, it’s great. And what would Lawnmower Deth have to say about your mowing antics, I wonder? It is time I mowed our lawn but the problem is that it is pissing down and that I can’t actually see the lawn from anywhere in the house except the bathroom, so I keep forgetting.
Hope the crumble was worth it . . . and that you survive . . .
My freezer sucks the flavor out, then petrifies food left in it more than six months.
I am too scared to fart again.
That was *messy*
I’m confused. We all know mowers are for heroes and comics are for zeroes… yet I have both. Maybe I fall in the middle ground.
It has…
It was a ***** idea anyway, I don’t know why I listened to myself.
I was posting stuff but it wasn’t appearing and then I couldn’t be arsed then I had work stuff then I just deleted the whole site and started again…
It’s nothing to do with the date – and all to do with the rhubarb. Guaranteed to give you the squirts.
Want to come and mow my lawn? I *hate* gardening….
Lovely…your toilets going to be in shock for days
Nowt wrong with a good clear out. I find Guinness has the same effect after 10 pints or so…
SFG
Over 12 hours later and I’m feeling fine. Hmmm. I wonder if it’s just saving up?
Anni – erm… no. I barely do *my* lawn 3 times a year! It’s not as necessary now. The previous neighbours did their’s all the time so put me to shame. Now I have a family of chavs next door I don’t think they’ve even been near the garden shed, except for to see if they could flog off the tools for more drugs.
Dawn – I was going for “less secure than an old man’s sphincter” but I thought I’d be topical.
rhubarb crumble rocks. its proper old skool northern food that cleans you out. good for the soul.
Rhubarb is very good for cleaning pans.. So father’s cook &housekeeper tells me.
SFG
So are peas, apparently. But peas don’t make you **** liquid.
Nice to see you pop by again. I notice the bulletin board died a death!
Who says I reached the toilet?