One utter bastard and a nice person

Utter bastard

Anyone remember that American **** a few months ago who shot a police officer dead in cold blood? While he begged for his life? The one they caught in a hotel in Gateshead a short while later?

Well, when they arrested him, theh found £6000 or so on him which was impounded. Eventually it was determined that there was no proof that it was illegally earned and after a court case yesterday, Mr Murdering ******* Scumbag (also wanted by the FBI) had it returned.

So far, so shitty. But check the bottom of the first news story above. Does anyone around here want to admit to me that they’re one of the dumb ***** who gave him “overwhelming support”? And if so, what the hell for?

Look – this stain of **** killed an innocent man, an unarmed man who was no threat to him. A man with a wife and children. He then goes on to whinge about his money. Look, it’s costing us a fortune to keep this bastard locked away, the court case cost money, the reparations to his widow will have cost.

In a fairer world, Captain **** would be stripped of everything. His money, his clothes, his ******* skin. His right not to be buggered with a glass-encrusted baseball bat. The works.

Sadly, there are far too many do-gooders out there who want people to have a “second chance”. Did he give the PC a second chance? Did he ****. This **** deserves to be beaten black and blue every day from now until he dies from painful internal injuries, or being unable to eat. Whatever, I could be inventive.

Instead, he’s being put in a jail – at our expense. He’ll have food and TV – at our expense. Access to study aids – at our expense. Because he’s a cop-killer he’ll also be quite high-ranking within the prison system, so he’s not likely to get the shivving he deserves.

Vote me for world leader. Anyone guilty of a crime like that will have to be shackled to a table, face the victim’s family and – if they can’t work up the anger to beat the living crap out of him – pass him on to an angry mob. They’d all be volunteers and would have to make their own way to wherever he was being held. This would mean little expenditure by the state, and a guarantee that they were there to really give him a hiding.

Oh, and as world leader, I’d have first go. Knackers in a vice would be a good start. Just until they popped.

Now, anyone care to stand up and say they gave him support now? Or maybe he’s just full of ***** and nobody really gave a ****.

Nice person

Congratulations to smellyourmum.com for being honest. I spotted a fault on one of their t-shirts, and received a swift reply. OK, they can’t fix the problem, but at least they admitted they’d cocked up!

I’m not normally one to advertise, but they sell the shirts to help fund their band and they’re nice and cheap. I’ve bought two shirts off them already and I’ve lost count of the number of others I want! I guess in this case, I’ll definitely have to go and look for a different Sunday shirt, though.

My original mail:

Folks,

First off, thanks for the shirts I’ve already bought. My only problem is you have far too many other good ones… Thing is, one of the ones I want is the “Satan oves You” shirt, but there’s a teeny problem with it. The pentagram on it is upside down!

While the pentagram can be either way up for virtually any other religion, in Satanism it’s virtually always “single point down”. The following is a rather handy link – about halfway down.

http://altreligion.about.com/library/weekly/aa100102a.htm

Do a shirt with a “point down” pentagram and you have a sale 🙂

And their reply:

major cockup by me i’m afraid. i did two with the pentagram wrong and, it
wasn’t until i saw the screen when i finished i realised. thing is, we
would have to make a whole new screen and, as it is an old design for us now
(and, to be honest, most people don’t realise the mistake!), it’z not viable
for us to do it. hopefully you’ll see something else you like though \m/

cheerz!

Lord ZiON
Godfather of the SPiT LiKE THiS Universe >>>