To those looking after the web filtering at Stansted Airport:
****
I thank you.
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I love your writing style.
So *******……earthy 😆
I try my best. Actually, no – that’s a lie. I don’t try. I’m just ******* great.
May I just say, “Arsing, pissing, cunting great Dadfuckers”?
Oh, I can? Why, thank you!
No. You ******* can’t. You cocksucking fishy ****.
Twunt!
Some alternative swear words may be found here:
http://www.geocities.com/mmemym/bits2/fal0105.htm
…and I heavily advise reading the ‘Witness’ sketch that follows it.
I’m guessing that site gets blocked by Stansted as well? I’ll have a shufty when I get home from work. And finish my coursework. And get the shopping done.
Wednesday, then.
and may I take this opportunity to wish you a marvellous nobjuicy day
Such language.
It’s ******* terrible.
JJ/Babs – go piss up a rope, fucksticks.
Good point well made Mosh. ***** indeed.
Fucksticks??
I may have to add that to my already extensive cursing vocabulary.
If you don’t mind, that is, ****-knuckles 🙂
Anakalia – just imagining you saying “*****” turns me on, you horny bitch.
Babs – The actual “piss up a rope fucksticks” quote is from a very very very old cartoon in Viz comic called “Rude Kid”. It’s one of those phrases that just stuck. Cuntbubble. And I like ****-knuckles, though it brings to mind images of fisting. Which is no bad thing.
Ah Viz. Quality mag. I actually submitted a few words to their profanisaurus. Perhaps I should have branched out slightly more in the reading stakes as a child? Maybe that way I wouldn’t say “****” so often….
right you jizz-dribbling cock-knockers, cut out all the foul pissing language, this is a blog of distinction & class this is…
ps. bite me
Anakalia – but you say it so *well*. I subscribe to Viz and I’ve had a Top Tip published to “ner”. I did submit some stuff for the Profanisaurus but not had any printed. Cock-knockers.
JJ – Woah, great minds and all that. I didn’t read your comment until after I’d used the phrase “cock-knockers”. And people can post what the want here, so suck my turgid love root and ******* like it.
no censorship – hurrah!
So that means you can all munch on my moist hairy clam shells and be quick about it…
JJ – flirt, you know I would if you’d get your ******* arse up here. I’m sure a good sausage nosh from you would give me jester’s feet.
‘Piss up a rope’ is a common phrase here in my house, it’s one of Ma’s favorites.
example: ‘What’s the matter, Ma, too short to reach the top shelf??’
‘Go piss up a rope, Babs’
We just never knew about ‘fucksticks’
And ages ago there was actually a band on the island called ‘Barney Rubble and the Cuntstubble’
I can’t believe I just typed the C word.
My saintly image is now ruined, surely lol
Babs – all the low ranking police over here are called Cuntstubble.
Quality swearage!
Wanktards!
**** nuggets!
Cuntbubble!
Arse biscuits.
Belgium!
Too far! Mosh you have just over stepped the mark. **** **** **** **** etc are all fine but Bel*!um is too far you sick bastard!
Hey, I’m from some uncivilised planet that wouldn’t know the real meaning of the word if it came up and **** in his mouth.