Whoops. Missed a post. Sorry about that. I had a coursework deadline today. After spending far too long on the assignment I realised I could actually just skip it and not bother and still pass. Arse buckets.
You childish ********
I post about politics, TV, charities, daft things at work… and I get maybe 10 responses from you lot if I’m lucky. I shove up a post that predominantly consists of the word “****” in a huge font and you little ******* are all over it like a bunch of schoolkids who’ve just discovered Viz.
******* pathetic. I don’t know why I bother. *tut*
I am vain
You know, it surprised me the other night when a friend came over, who I hadn’t seen for about a month or so, and she said “have you lost weight?”. What surprised me was that I felt good about it.
More confirmation that I’m getting old. Wonderful.
It just demonstrates the simplistic and puerile nature of we readers.
…after all, didn’t you get a run of comments on your “I’ve been having big *****” post some time back?
….you can’t choose your readers after all, ***** or otherwise.
I guess I’m just lucjy after all. The best bit is I insult all you scrotes and you only come back for more. Bwahahahaha!!!
“have you lost weight?” is like the biggest compliment EVER. 😉
…or the biggest piss-take ever….!
😆
you’re so vain … I bet you think this post is about you…
Dawn – thing is I haven’t lost weight. I’ve just redistributed it from what little flab I had into muscle. Gyms are *good* 🙂
MBTB – see above. If anyone actually thinks I’m muscley then they’re sorely mistaken. I just have well-toned fat.
JJ – everything on this blog is about me. And technically I’m not vain, I’m egotistical.
Same thing happens to me. I post really good ***** and I get NO comments. But the MOMENT the word sex or something similar is mentioned the lot comes out of the woodwork.
Heh – I just posted “Bollocks buggery ****” in extra-large text (for perfectly valid reasons) and got immediate comments. yet nothing from the well-though-out and erudite post about unemployment….
We know our audience.
Babs – did you say “sex”? Oooh – go on. Tell us more.
Ss – yeah, I noticed that. You’d not have got half as many with a restrained “gosh darnit”.
I remember getting a lot of comments on my post about ******* Angelina Jolie up the arse… but very few about anything else, ever.
Oh, and right back atcha, You bollock-headed granny-flange.
Well, face it – the only good reason for shagging that munter up the dirtbox is it means you don’t have to look at her minging face.
You cock-faced, turd-sucking chunder-monkey.
If you drained all the farm slurry out of your skull and put a brain in it, stopped getting your lousy opinions from the Sunday Sport, took a breath-mint occasionally and had major plastic surgery so your face looked a bit less like a catÂ’s arsehole, then a great and proud beauty like Angelina Jolie STILL wouldnÂ’t look twice at you, you gangrenous, palsied, Piss-stained, tramp-*******, anus-drinking human herpes scab.
Have fun in London!
The precise reason that I do all of the aforementioned is so that Ms Jolie *doesn’t* take a shine to me. It took ages to get that restraining order against the rubber-lipped bitch and I *still* get those begging text messages from her.
You’re welcome to her, if you can get her to stoop as low as yourself.
London here I come…
Tch. Still jealous I got Winslet, I see…
Fishy – Don’t need Winslet any more. I have someone even more gorgeous who’s not an uppity chain-smoker.
Really? An actual live woman? I think you should tell us about it.
I will do at some point. When the time is right. But yes – a real live one. And walking free, too. Not chained up in the cellar like the others.
Oh, I have those, too. It’s so sexy when the clothes rot away and the smell gets good and ripe
I tend to find the smell starts to excite the dogs too much, though.