Coursework deadlines folks. This one’s courtesy of Caz – credit where it’s due. I’ll let her tell it in her own words:
I don’t know if I told you about the funny thing the dumbass admin assistant did, but I’m sure I’ve mentioned her. She’s basically a stereotypical dumb blond with big boobs. Anyway she’s trying to make it as some kind of model, by “some kind” I mean one that’s a little on the kinky side.
She’s done a photo shoot for a website (I don’t know the address before you ask) and obviously wanted to print some photos out in colour which she thought she’d do at work. She sent the photos to print and to collect them from the printer only being the dumb blonde she is she sent them to the wrong printer. Needless to say someone got to the correct printer before she did and picked them up, then he went round loads of people asking if they were anyone’s printouts until one of the managers realised it was her.
She then ran out of the office and didn’t come back in for about 30 minutes. Oh, the hilarity. But you know the worst bit? I was on a course and missed the entire event. I hate the cow – it would have been so much fun to see. Damn!!
Can I have her phone number? And/or the web address if you can find it out? I’d like to turn up at you work and introduce myself with “I saw your website. I love you. We are going to be sooooo happy together”.
I’ve always wanted a restraining order.
We could all start sending her fan mail 🙂
Need her address. Caz?
Off Topic:
NUFC have just broken their transfer record by signing Owen.
Go on Mosh, tell me I knew some Newcastle news before you did (I say hoping this isn’t old news).
Ah well, y’see… we’ve not actually signed him yet. Our offer has been accepted but there’s no sign of what that is. He’s valued at £12m to £13.4m, but the quote is that his signing will break our £15m transfer record.
On the other hand, the quotes were for him to stay at Real, move to Liverpool, or come to use for 12 months on a loan deal. If the latter is true, then it’d not break any transfer records as he’d not be transferring…
It’s all still confusing and an agreed fee does not mean a sale. Conversely, we’d agreed personal terms and everything with Luque earlier in the week, only for Deportivo to change their minds at the 11th hour and keep him.
I ain’t smiling until I see him on a pitch in a Toon top.
She’s actually a lot better now, has stoped trying to shag everything, or use everyone to get up in the world! I think shes realised that people think, well in the words of our MD ‘she’s a bit of a space cadet’.
So all is well again in my little world of insurance 🙂
And no, I still don’t know the web address :p
You don’t know it, but that doesn’t mean you can’t find out 😉
Caz – goshdarnit. I told you to get me her phone number months ago! I was all prepared to pass myself off as a film director…
bwah ha ha! that’s awesome… 🙂
Dawn – only cos you’d use a similar opportunity to plug your website! Which, if course I’d visit being an utter perv.
ooooh boy, I’d NEVER plug my website at work. that’s the one place my blog needs to be kept TOP SECRET! If those customers knew what I wrote about their asshatery, I’d be fired for sure!! 🙂
But what a way to get fired!