“I can’t come into work. I’m sick”
“How sick are you?”
“I just ****** my 5 year-old sister.”
“That’s pretty sick.”
Office fun
Ring your desk phone and record the ringing. Set this as the ringtone on your mobile, and make sure it never goes to voicemail.
Leave your mobile on your desk and ring it from somewhere else. Watch your colleagues going mad trying the “pick up other call” option on their phones.
Outstanding.
We salute you!
You are evil me thinks.
I just have too much time and not enough sleep. Bizarrely, I wrote about 3-4 blog posts on the busiest working day I’ve had in weeks.