Buffdi Drinks
A lot of my work colleagues had ****** off to Belgium on a jolly on Friday morning, while we had two live days ongoing. Needless to say, it was a tad busy so I didn’t get my lunch till 11pm (don’t ask). Thankfully, they missed their ferry on the way there and on the way back. Serves them ******* right.
I spent Saturday night in Newcastle drinking heavily for Colin’s birthday. Even though it wasn’t his birthday. And even though I’d eaten **** all for 2 days. Not clever, but I did get wasted.
The Bridge Hotel were giving out nice “Blue Star” badges with each bottle of Brown purchased. Needless to say I ended up with a rather spangly chest from the ones I got! I even remembered to take them off before I put the shirt into the washing machine. And then forgot to put the shirt in the machine before I turned it on. That’ll get washed next week, then.
I’ve also just been reminded by a work colleague that I texted him around 6:30pm on Saturday stating “I’ve just licked a DB9!”. Mmmm… Aston Martin-licious.
All gone
Well, Lou flew off to Thailand at 22:15 last night and I’m currently sat in the office watching the realtime flight arrivals schedule at Bangkok airport to make sure she gets there OK. I am that sad. Actually, I am sad – in the old-fashioned sense of the word. It’ll be April before I see her again and I’m being pathetic and missing her already!
But, hey, at least I get a holiday in Oz and New Zealand out of it. Now, what the hell can I do for the next 6 months or so to while the time away? Claudia Schiffer’s turned me down again for a dinner date. Yeesh. All I did last time was make a few jokes about that ******* mole.
update Text message received. She has landed and is safe. Apparently the in-flight movie was War of the Worlds, so I assume they cut the bit with the crashed plane…
Could be worse, I got k-19 the widowmaker on a recent flight. It’s always good to see films about being trapped and unable to get out if there are problems on a 13 hour flight.
Claudia schiffer? i thought you said that you liked brunetes better!
That’s why I took the piss out of her mole. If she’d have been brunette I’d have kept my gob shut and got another blow job off her. Mind, she wasn’t that good anyway. Wouldn’t swallow. Bloody supermodels.
She did for me!
SFG – wrapping tape round her head so she’s affixed to your groin and will choke otherwise is cheating. You’re no gentleman.
There’s always Kate Moss. I hear she has a lot of free time at the minute.
No ******* wonder. I mean, would you hang around with a boney minger like that? I wouldn’t touch her with someone else’s. Unless I didn’t like them. And even then I’d use a bargepole to prod her with it.