Ah, yes. Sorry about that. I didn’t get in till stupidly late from the footie last night so I kinda forgot to post anything. My interwebnet connection was ***** anyway, though it’s miraculously sorted now.
I popped into Tesco at lunchtime today. Every single one of the little plastic dividers on the conveyor belt had the following printed on:
Dont forget your ClubCard
If you can’t spot the mistake (and the shop manager obviously didn’t) go to the back of the class and carry on picking your arse, you braindead cuntfuck.
And because I’ve not mentioned for a while
George Bush is a complete ******* retard.
SFG – sir, I despise those people. And the ones who seem to think a trolley classes as a handbasket if you’re stupid enough to not be able to tell the difference. I’ll make an exception for the OAPs who can’t carry a basket and use the “basket only” lane when they’ve only got a dozen items. Anyone else is a **** who can **** off.
Oh, and yes – gimme a shout! I finish work around 4:30. Free after that.
Mosh,
Have you never picked up on the ten items or less signs they put up on the basket tills?
Ten items or FEWER you *****! I do keep telling them.
And as for the wanktard who had 17 items, yes 17 items in his basket on the Ten items or FEWER till, when all I wanted was a loaf and 6 pints of milk…. I hope you ******* die even the till operator pointed this out to you and you just laughed…. You are a ****!
/end rant
I’m in Bratford on Monday, you around?
Well said sir. I cant and wont understand how these ******’s get through life without a proper education.
It shouldnt be allowed!!!!!!!!
dcsun4 / Damo – I think we can all agree that there are no words available which suitably describe how ******* useless he is.
Captain Catfood – There’s a cafe near here that can lend you all the apostrophes you need. They seem to shove them before every trailing “s” just on the off-chance.
Braindead cuntfuck? A lady necrophile’s chosen partner? She’s gonna need a splint for that surely?
“Unrestrained arsewit” is a better insult (imho), and neatly tying in with your views on Bush, happens to suit him down to the ground.
I prefer the term
“waste of sperm”
or
“head of the order of fuckwits”