He does – I’ve met him. The poor bugger’s been forced to stay in Bradford (well, Bingley) for a night. Out of sympathy I offered to share some alcoholic beverages with him. I hope he doesn’t regret it…
Even worse, he’s invited me down to Stoke sometime. Ho ho ho. Does he know what he’s let himself in for?
Kitty update
For those trying to keep up, KK’s tail seems to be getting better. The vet looked at it last week and couldn’t spot anything serious. No “crunching” so it didn’t seem broken, and no scabbing or massive swelling so it didn’t look bitten. A week on from the vet trip and she seems a bit better with it, so hopefully it’s sorting itself.
Ed still has bollocks (and quite prodigious ones, judging by the vet’s reaction when he saw them), but I’m trying to talk Sarah into having them lopped off. They could be recycled by tying them onto a bit of string and used as a cat toy.
As I’ve not been reaching depths of disgustingness for a while
If you **** a pregnant woman, is that classed as a three-in-a-bed romp? Or even better, a bit of mother/daughter action? Or is it kind of gay if she’s carrying a boy?
I’ve heard the bonking one from several doctors, nurses and pharmacists!
lol I could never have offered anything other than “whale lass” when overdue lol But I know that the bonking for labour is a myth.. so are curries… bumpy roads……. everything and anything … lol
SS – that, sir, is a great way to encourage a woman to swallow. Now all I need to find is a desparately overdue pregnant lass. Who’s still really fit.
Hmm.
A blowjob is similarly effective I’m told. Prostaglandins in spunk apparently…
Apparently, a good hard **** is one way to induce labour, especially in people who’re slightly overdue. I guess you just burst the water sac with your cock or whatever.
I volunteer my services. Purely on a charitable basis. But only if the lass in question is well fit. No mingers.
Ah so you have met the missus then….
As for the pregnant mother ******* thing???
If the baby comes out poking you in the forehead, and saying “how’d you like it back, ****” I’d say you’ve gone too deep..
Other than that… it’s whatever you wanna call it.. as long as it is GOOD š
Just make sure that it isn’t during labour… it could turn a little wetter than anticipated… [well wetter for some ;)]
I’ve been out in Stoke once. I was pissed as a ****. The only bit I remember is a very pretty young thing wriggling millimetres above my crotch and playing with her nipples.
Top night.
Mosh I think you are deluded, Stoke and Nice in the same sentence…..
If you have ever been out in Hanley on a Friday or Saturday, trus me nice is not a word that springs to mind…in fact ever!
I will of course hold you to the offer of a night out somewhere Stokewards! As I mentioned, a mate of mine’s overdue a housewarming so I’ll try and combine the two. There’s a nice lap-dancing club in Stoke that needs another visit…
Mosh I salute you for daring to spend an evening with SFG and alcohol, it’s not a task to be taken lightly!
SWMBO – it’s ok. As I was driving (and feeling like ****) he couldn’t get me pissed and take advantage. This time.
I survived….
Mosh was a man barely alive, but it was better than reading the Brewsters Christmas Menu for the 13th time.. Disapointing that there was no Sky in the bar so we could watch the football. To be fair Mosh did offer to go and find somewhere to watch the second half. He didn’t invite me to go along he just said that he could go……
Cheers for the company dude. I’m back in Bratford tomorrow morning for my sins. At least I can leave though!
SFG
Oh, ick.
Mind, I’m not sure which bit was ickiest.
Babs – thank you. I aim to… erm… disgust. Not that meeting SFG was that disgusting. Honest.