Wake up. Little twinge. No worries. Sort brekkie. Feed cats. Get dressed. Brush teeth. Leave house. Get in car. Pull door shut.
*TWANG*
Ya ******.
I’ve spent all day at work, hobbling around like a cripple. It takes me a minute to stand up and there’s no guarantee that I won’t collapse once I’ve done that. Lunch was spent in the sauna at the gym (which did help – for 20 minutes or so), but I don’t seem to have one in the house.
I’m now sat on the sofa at home with a hot water bottle against the base of my spine and some prescription anti-inflammatory painkillers courtesy of my senior manager.
The miniature cold I have isn’t helping. Mainly when I sneeze and my spine attempts to shoot out my arse. On the other hand, at least I might get tomorrow off work. But only because I may not be able to walk.
Ow. Ow. Ow.
I don’t need to worry about bird flu as I don’t eat KFC any more. I actually cook my chicken properly and am less of a fat knacker as a result!
Boobies. Indeed. Can’t fault boobies.
Mmmmm Boobies
I could go on about the ****** shoulder and neck I’ve got, but that sounds like peanuts compared to your problems. Still, by way of trying the lighten the mood – you don’t have to worry about getting bird flu this christmas – it just leaves you feeling peckish!.
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i’ll get my coat.
Damo – I have some of that to splash on my pillow when I’ve got a cold. I’ll try it on my back. Bizarrely, my right arm cramps up at the moment, too. Especially if I’m on the phone for more then about 5 mins without changing arms.
I also like boobies.
right – first thing to do is to get somebody to go to your local healthy shop (barrett & holland for example) – buy some Olbas oil – it’s a decongestant, but if you rub it on joints it stings but then makes everything feel yummy after a while.
All the muscles in my left arm keep contracting with no warning at all. It kept me awake all last night – every ten seconds my arm would seize up like a motherfucker. I don’t know what condition causes this reaction, but I expect I’m probably about to die.
Also, I like boobies.
*considers implanting an expanding spiky thing in SFG’s spinal column*
Work it off you girl!
I already have a nurse, but sadly she’s slightly over 4000 miles away *sigh*
And thanks, Caz. But no worries. I’m stocked up on just about everything and have a hot water bottle soothing my back!
A tattoo? again?? what of ?? no entry sign just for moi? lol
And take Caz up on her offer… let her ‘nurse’ you back to health 🙂
So what? your behaving like a woman does once a month, pull yourself together you big girl!
Seriously, I dont live that far from you, you want anything just let me know and I’ll see what I can do 🙂
Hey, my arse is very much “exit only”. I’m toying with getting a tattoo…
Has ordered a lorry load of painkillers for up your way… just be careful.. the BIG tablets are not for oral ingestion!!! 😉
Careful with those hugs, sweetie.
*whimpers pathetically to get more sympathy*
He loves his sympathy… but ya know? I’ll still give him oodles of it… He’s a great mate to have and I really hope you get better very soonly!!
‘Hugs’ x