Ed’s back
Well, 99% of him is anyway. He seems fine, and hasn’t even tried to lick his now-empty ballsack. Much.
Biology lesson
If you happen to eat a 6-egg chicken and bean omellette, expect not to be able to **** for at least 2 days.
Handy household hints
Never, in a bid to save water and cash, stinge on flushing the loo. It’s kind of OK maybe flushing once every two pisses, but it’s far too easy to get carried away. Or worse, to forget before you go away for the weekend and return to a house reeking of stale piss and ****.
Happened to a neighbour. Or a work colleague. I forget.
Not me. Noooo, not me. Honest.
How do you know? Maybe he does.
Dcsun – what he said. HUR HUR HUR…
>I prefer my blood flowing warm and free from source.
Not if it’s caused by a constipation-related intestinal haemorrhage you don’t.
I’lll remember to never have a six egg and bean omelette.
Try having a casserole made with black pudding as the liquid base. That’ll give you a few problems in the bathroom as well.
Damo – no worries there. I can’t stand black pudding. I prefer my blood flowing warm and free from source.