He’s at it again
Early morning, into the lavvy. Lift the lid, unzip the flies and straddle. Look down to correct the aim…
EEK!
Cat’s head in the way. Ed’s got a strange fascination with all things lavatorial (like I don’t…). He was perched there, forepaws on the rim, head stuck in the bowl staring at the water.
What a day
I’ve spent the entire day in one of these “training courses” at work. This one was in “effective business communications” which was basically how to talk at people and how to listen to them.
I’m 31. I know how to talk. Most people reckon I’m too good at it.
As a precursor we had a 147-question psychometric test which essentially repeated the same 7 questions over and over and over. And then told me nothing I didn’t already know.
Ah, well. At least it was a free lunch. Oh, no. It wasn’t. Because the food was crap so I had to run down to Gregg’s and stuff myself.
Gah.
JJ – the one instance where I prefer my poodles shaved.
Mmmmmmmmmm shaved poodles
ha – expect that it’s because your man eyes are too busy focusing on the large breasted lady fondling her poodle across from you in the waiting room…
JJ – surprisingly there are several places selling such devices (I didn’t even have to look at the link – seen them before). However, I have yet to see them advertised at my vet’s.
A bit of body mod?? why not? It’s all the rage nowadays 😛
is it illegal to wire moisture sensors to a door mat & zap it with electricty at the moment of piss???
surely not a court in the land would convict
ps. I ensure my flaps stay firmly elevated when needing to wee outdoors by using one of these
http://www.whizaway.com/shop.html
brilliant invention & highly recommended!!
plus it’s a lot easier to write your name in the snow…
Do cats actually *have* pissflaps? Especially male ones?
Well JJ would you wanna piss in the nice and warm or outside where your pissflaps would freeze??? Think the argument is settled 🙂
Just remember that cats have feelings too, and if you pee on his head then he is going to murder you when you’re sleeping
one of our cats pissed on the front door mat AGAIN last night when we were out – obviously too cold for the lazy little barstewards to get their furry arses out through the cat flap & piss all over the lawn like they normally do
gahhhhhh
Indeed, I may well do so!
What about a pair of these for Ed http://www.neuticles.com/index1.html ?
NO didn’t pull lol but I DID have a romantic night in… bottle of Bailey’s, big chinese… well big for me lol and chocolates…
All to myself with myself lol Get the violins out lol
Never drink on an empty head….
You, sir, should get that printed on a t-shirt.
Hehe – Dawn’s pulled!
KK just went bugfuck and bit me. Ow.
Yeah, ok, that was all unrelated but I’m pissed.
Echo – You seem familiar to me somehow…
Anyway, must dash – I hear flushing
Have a great weekend 🙂
I know I am going to 😀
Echo – I got a wonderful email last week with amusing animal pictures in. One had a cat curled up asleep in a toilet bowl. At least I think it was asleep. Maybe the owner was trying to flush it.
Woman – far too controversial. And Ed’s *really* clingy. He follows me everywhere. If I close the bathroom door, the carpet in the hallway gets ripped up as he tries to tunnel his way in! One small consolation is that when he’s busy being fascinated with the toilet, he’s not trying to eat my feet
You could always try shutting the bathroom door when you go to the loo…. Or is that too contraversial?
Glad Ed’s back and doing okay !
He sounds like he’s related to a cat I had when growing up. Whiskers loved to watch the water go down the toilet. Think it was the whirpool that fascinated him. Of course, he was the same cat that would climb in if the lid was left up, and drink. . .