I’m feeling all Delia Smith today. Or Fanny Craddock. I’d rather be feeling Kate Winslet’s but that Pasta Cat fella’s got her baggsied tonight so I’m getting sloppy thirds. Hey ho. Guess you have to settle for what you can get and at least Delia can make a good supper when I’m done with her.
Aaaaaaaaanyway. In today’s edition of Mosh’s Handy Household Hints…
More culinary tips
When tilting a bag of salt and vinegar crisps up to get the last little bits out of the bottom, always close your eyes. Those little concentrated crystals of flavouring sting like **** if they land on your retina.
More money-saving hints
Here’s another good one. If you have a cat, and use a litter tray this one might save some cash and some effort.
If your cat pisses in the litter tray, pop it (the tray, not the cat) into a warm airing cupboard and leave it to dry.
You end up with nice, dry cat litter which can be reused.
And, admittedly, an airing cupboard smelling of cat piss. But, hey, everything has its price.
Woo hoo new friends!
Don’t think you’re getting it to yourself. There’s room for at least 3 in there.
And I only charge half what the Premier Inns do.
Well there you go.. I’m your man for the airing cupboard smelling of cat piss.
Mind you, after I have been in there for a night I’m sure the cat litter won’t be so happy about going back in…
It can’t be any worse than Bratfords Premier Inn can it?
A night in an airing cupboard where the prevailing smell is of catpee?
WHAT AN OFFER!
I think SFG is honoured beyond the lot of all mortals.
I love the smell of cat piss in the morning..
Re-using cat litter??
If that cat shreds your TP, you’ll know why, man 😆
Whiskers – always glad to help. I intend to extent the household hints section one day to include other aids such as removing mongoose blood from bedspreads and determining the ideal size for a patio to hide a family of four.
Sarah Anne – you are permitted to call me a “very tired, hard-working blogger who was pissed as a twunt when he wrote that post which he’ll correct shortly and make you look like an arse”. And the same way that the magazines figoure out that you need to use ant spunk (or whatever) to get red wine out of shagpile duvets. Trial and error m’deer. And a lot of ant spunk.
SFG – next time you’re in Bradford you can sleep in my airing cupboard.
Babs – the little ****’s already ripping up the carpet. My other cat prefers to shred wallpaper.
Noting the poor use of apostrophes contained within this post, am I permitted to call you a “braindead cuntfuck” Ã la Tesco Manager stylee? 🙂
As for the handy tip on reusing cat-piss… it’s appreciated and all, but just how did you come to find this out?!
My god, me and Kate always dreamed of an airing cupboard that smelled of cat piss, but never figured out how to achieve it.
Thank you, Mosher!!!