Brrrr
Our offices are nice and warm. I’m sat wearing a polo shirt and I’m comfy. However, the toilets are ******* freezing. So cold that when you go everything nips up tight so it’s nigh on impossible to lay a cable. I think I came closer to laying nylon.
Hmmm… wonder if I could scoop it all out and weave it into something. I may eat a lot of red meat tonight and see what results tomorrow.
Vicious circle
Ever noticed when you do something daft like bite your tongue or your inner cheek that a) it hurts and b) it swells up. The problem with b) is that it makes it all the more likely that you’ll do it again, resulting in even more incidences of a).
How ******* cruel is that?
Whiskers – now you mention it, it does have a crispy shell…
See, this is why I have the whole two weeks off. Well, that and I need to use up the leave, because I have nothing to do and nowhere to go.
Does your poo come out frozen? You could mould it into the shape of a Magnum, to tempt the children of the neighbourhood!
I’m sat in the front room with a cat keeping my lap warm, a blower/heater thing on and the heating going full tilt. I need to get the curtains back up (finished decorating) as I’m losing shitloads of heat through the windows.
Yesterday, when i got into into work, the heating was broken down. Instead of sending us home, the ******** fixed it!
I’ve spent most of the day in a hosting suite with a knackered air-con, so there was a nice 30-degree drop in surrounding air-temperature for me at home-time.