OK, do you know the peak of my excitement so far today? Finding a shop in the market that sold the right kind of curtain hooks for my front room. That’s it. I’ve done **** all work (there isn’t any to do), but I have ploughed through this month’s Bizarre and a few pages of my Stephen Leather novel.
I’m expecting to get sent home soon. When I say “expecting”, I mean “hoping to”. Although at least the office is warmer than the house, and probably quieter. I may stay on for a while before going home via the gym.
Good grief, this is a dull post. **** off and go browse for porn or something else more interesting. Haven’t you lot got lives?
Whisker – but these are… real! No airbrushing. And you get to stare at their arses when they’re bending and they have jiggly boobs and…
*needs a cold shower*
Carl – it’ll be happy when the chav is dead, and not before
Dude, if I had a life I wouldn’t be spending time reading about someone else’s at 5 o’clock in the morning would I?
Happy New Year. 🙂
Mosh: Like window shopping without any money. How many of them do you get to hump? Lemme guess: None?
The very definition of pointless. plus, you’re in the ******* gym. Blah. I have more than enough **** material as it is. That’s what the Internet is for.
Whiskers – many gorgeous ladies in tight clothing jiggling and sweating. Call that a waste of time, cos I don’t.
Echo – Rainy and shitty here!
No life here; too cold and snowy. Have a Happy New Year !
Havent I got a life? You’re the one who has nothing better to do than go to the gym.
And no, actually, I don’t.