Almost scary
Great one from a friend, this. She was at lunch with one of her colleagues who was talking about her 4 year old grand-daughter and how she’d written her first letter to Santa.
Top of the list: penis.
Understandably a little taken aback, they asked her what that was.
In a typical exasperated kiddy voice she shouted “Pennies!”
She’ll learn. Give her another 14 years and she can get a whole lot of pennies by sticking with what she already has rather than the male equivalent she’d inadvertantly asked for. Let’s just hope Santa’s dyslexic.
Coincidence…?
Anyone in the UK, have a shufty at a box of Cadbury’s Heroes. Spot the Fudge bar.
Is it just me or is it a little dubious that a finger of Fudge has Elton John glasses on?
sex???
but I thought we were talking about chocolates…
[whistles innocently]
JJ – you’re female. I thought the two were pretty much linked?
JJ – he’s welcome to them. I mean sex with another bloke’s dodgy enough. But with a wrinkly *old* bloke with stupid glasses? Ew.
but perhaps David is generous with Elton’s sticky gooey treats and likes to share…?
The fudge does indeed have an elton looky-likey effect. Elton Fudge Delight anyone?
Slurp up that chocolate fudgy goodness. But don’t let his husband find out.