Minds out of the gutters, ladies and germs. When I travel to work, I tend to shove my sports/gym bag behind the driver’s seat. The car’s a 3-door affair, so the seat goes forward, bag dropped and seat clunked back into place. Sound.
Only today I got into the car on the way back from work and saw some white stains on the back of the seat. A quick sniff. Shaving foam? Aaaaw, bollocks.
When I’d shoved the seat back, it had crushed the top of a damn near full can of shaving gel, forcing the button down and holding it there for my entire drive to work. Net result, the end compartment of my bag was full of soapy bubbles.
Crap.
It’s still sat in the bathroom (as are the contents) drying out. At least my anti-diaorrhea tables are now most definitely hairless. Toothbrush tastes funny, though.
Damo – I’m not impressed unless you left a facial image on the glass.
I would laugh, but my face still hurst after walking into a glass door in a nightclub. Still, you do get points for style.
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(gasps futilely for air)
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Edited By Siteowner
You know what else is mean? Body Shop’s “Cranberry” body scrub. It smells gorgeous. And it tastes of soap.
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As a young child I saw tooth paste, tasted it, and liked the minty taste. Then I noticed the shaving foam and decided to try it, too. What a horrible, horrible mistake ! Went around the house sounding like a cat with a furball, trying to get the stuff off my tongue. Thank goodness I’d only gotten a small sample of it. Just the thought of it on your toothbrush is enough to make me cringe. **shudders**