Not only they utterly ******* ****, and one of the worst bands to play at this year’s Download Festival, Velvet Revolver have revealed themselves to be one of the greediest bunches of ***** this side of George Bush’s daddy’s shareholders. For the bargain price of $250 (in addition to the purchase of a concert ticket) you can attend a meet and greet with these fuckwits.
Seriously. $250 to tell them how **** they are and punch Slash on the nose for trashing such a promising career. It’s almost tempting but I’d not want to give them the money.