Just catching up on the news from the weekend and I see that the police are mounting the usual efforts to prevent thugs and hooligans travelling to the Champions League final in Moscow.
Can I just say – on this one occasion – let the bastards go? Round them up. Give them free tickets. And beer. Lots of beer. Get them on the plane. Wave them off.
And don’t expect them back.
Let’s face it, do you honestly think they won’t end up in some stinking gulag for 30 years if they kick off in Moscow? You know, the kind of punishment they should be getting in this country only we’re too soft? We can’t do the job properly, so let our Russian friends show them how human waste should be treated.
Oh, and if they could lock up Ronaldo for being a smug **** as well, that’d be cool.