**** off, annoying Christians

This isn’t a go at all Christians, just the usual moral minority handful who are *******. One in particular has popped her head up and made a tit of herself this week in the news.

First off, I’m not one for art. To me, 2000AD is “art”. I like the pictures and the detail. Constable’s “The Hay Wain” – yeah, credit where it’s due. It’s not exactly a Brian Bisley or Geof Darrow wraparound cover, but there’s definitely some talent there. But a series of fictional characters with bonk-on’s doesn’t really class as “art” to me.

This is what was on display at the Baltic Centre in Gateshead recently. Little sculptures of ET, Mickey Mouse, Jesus and other imaginary figures which most of us would giggle at have caused Emily Mapfuwa to seek the help of the Christian Legal Centre in demanding a fine and jail time for some mad Japanese gimp. Regardless, the police have said there’s no case to answer.

Her comment that they “would not have dared depict Mohammed in such a way” is bang on the money. Because then the Baltic would have been bombed or something, not suffered the whingings of one sad ****** with nothing better to do with her time. One’s an inconvenience, the other’s… well a sad whinging ******.

Have Disney taken action? No. How about Spielberg? No. And I don’t see the author of the Bible popping up soon demanding damages for copyright violation.

Oh, I also find it amusing that such a thing as the Christian Legal Centre even exists. Roll with it, you arseholes. Some people will insult you. The majority of the world believes other things or believes in nothing. Can’t you just settle yourself with “knowing” we’re all going to Hell and you can stick your fingers up at us in the afterlife?

Oh (2), and “Mapfuwa”? Sounds like a really dodgy sound effect from a Viz cartoon featuring a man masturbating furiously only to be interrupted by a donkey crashing through his front door.