Sat delayed at Kuala Lumpur airport. I was told the flight would be at 13:40. It’s 13:20 and no sign of a boarding call.
However, there’s a guy sat next to me who’s just found out he has a 4-hour delay. And he wants a cigarette. And he can’t.
His response? “They need a smoking room!”
Mine: “Quit, you idiot.”
Not to his face. He’s big and American and he’d probably try to sue me.
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Or sit on you!
Hey, is it like still rainy in Thailand now? Need to know how many bikinis to pack… 😉
I’m in Germany now – was only in Bangkok for a night. However, it’s heading for rainy season but it doesn’t rain all the time. Generally, it’ll tank down for an hour or two around 4pm to 6pm and perhaps overnight.
If you’re heading for the islands, you should be OK during the daytime. Also less humid than Bangkok where it’s really clammy.
That’s great, thanks. Yeah, got clammy Bangkok first, then some sunning in Krabi. Can’t wait!
Have a great time. Shame I can’t be there to show you around. I really like Bangkok!
hahaa, that’s one line I’d love to be able to say to every smoker’s face.
you’re right, he’d have sued you for defaming and emotional distress.
I’m terrible. I mean, how dare I think about complaining about him killing himself and – were he in another less restrictive place – killing me and those around me as well.
Selfish ****.