Bittersweet

Sat delayed at Kuala Lumpur airport. I was told the flight would be at 13:40. It’s 13:20 and no sign of a boarding call.

However, there’s a guy sat next to me who’s just found out he has a 4-hour delay. And he wants a cigarette. And he can’t.

His response? “They need a smoking room!”

Mine: “Quit, you idiot.”

Not to his face. He’s big and American and he’d probably try to sue me.

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weenie

Or sit on you!

Hey, is it like still rainy in Thailand now? Need to know how many bikinis to pack… 😉

weenie

That’s great, thanks. Yeah, got clammy Bangkok first, then some sunning in Krabi. Can’t wait!

Amy

hahaa, that’s one line I’d love to be able to say to every smoker’s face.
you’re right, he’d have sued you for defaming and emotional distress.

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