Monsters vs Aliens

Monsters vs Aliens
Monsters vs Aliens

At long last I finally caught Monsters vs Aliens yesterday. I was hoping to take my little cousin to see it about a month back, but she had already been invited to see it for a classmate’s birthday and we ended up seeing 17 Again instead.

As with every major cartoon these days, the voice “talent” is impressive. Reese Witherspoon, Hugh Laurie, Seth Rogen and Kiefer Sutherland amongst others in this case. The only problem I had with the voices were that their synchronisation seemed a little off with the mouth movements in the earlier scenes. Visually it’s up there with most other films of this ilk, though Witherspoon’s character Susan/Ginormica seems to be built like a Barbie doll – all legs and no torso.

Plot-in-a-nutshell: Army secretly hordes monsters. Aliens invade. Monsters are granted their freedom if they destroy the aliens.

There are plenty of cookie characters to please the kids, and a lot of slapstick. Explosions and destruction is as prevalent as in a mid-budget Michael Bay offering. The plot’s about as complicated as any large summer event film, as well. What sparkled for me, though, were the subtle jokes and references that most kids won’t get.

Without giving a spoiler, watch for the missile with “ET GO HOME” written on it. Listen very carefully and you’ll hear a few bars from that film’s title music in the background.

Overall, it was fun but not a classic. Given this came from the same stable as Shrek (see if you can spot a very small cameo appearance from him!), I was expecting a little better but I have no major complaints. It was certainly an entertaining 90 minutes.

Oh, and don’t leave too early. After the first 60 seconds or so of the credits, there’s an extra scene!

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Do you know this man?

Match of the Day 2
(c) some greedy bastard

I screen-grabbed the following from Saturday’s Match of the Day, so all rights reserved BBC. And the FA and Premier League will probably try to hit me up for a few hundred quid for daring to show a copyrighted image of football coverage. Well, they can **** off – there aren’t any players in the picture and I’d like to dispute in court the fact that they’d somehow be losing revenue because of this.

Anyhow, see the guy circled? An Aston Villa fan is all I can guess – but what the hell is he wearing? Looks like a woman’s frock and water-wings! It showed up much better on the moving image. If you’ve got a copy of MotD, it’s just after Villa score their goal against Middlesbrough.

What <em>is</em> he wearing?
What is he wearing?
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More North-East silverware

A sculpture entitled 'Angel of the North' by B...
Gateshead. Yesterday. Probably.

Continuing the theme that everyone else on Tyneside if profiting from Newcastle United‘s awful season, Gateshead Schools won their cup final against Northampton. This sees them lift the ESFA Inter Association Trophy after a season in which they’ve been undefeated in all league and cup games. A pretty magnificent achievement – well done!

Methinks I know where we should be looking for replacements to our squad once we offload some of the overpaid, underworking crap we have on the books right now.

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