Igor

Igor (film)
Movie poster

I’m a sucker for a cartoon, so I picked Igor next on the in-flight list. I’d heard a little about it and it seemed a nice premise. The voice cast has some superb actors listed including Steve Buscemi, Eddie Izzard and John Cleese (all too briefly).

Plot in a nutshell: in a mountainous country the king has saved the economy – destroyed by continuous storm clouds – by promoting evil geniuses. Their job is to built devilish world-ending devices. Each year, these devices compete and the winner’s is used to blackmail the rest of the planet for enough money to keep the country ticking over for another 12 months.

Every mad professor has an “Igor”. They’re all called Igor and they all look much the same – small and hunchbacked, speak with a list. Or film follows one Igor with ideas above his station. Of course, he has a couple of comic sidekicks (a brain in a bucket and a squirrel that can’t die, no matter how much he tries) and there’s a bed guy in the plot.

The story is a little predictable, but it is a kid’s film. The action sequences are amusing, the animation superb and – as is often the case – one of the sidekicks has all the best lines. Donkey’s dialogue always outdoes Shrek‘s, for instance.

There’s comedy, romance, action and big monsters. It’s also slightly gross, so it’s bound to appeal to the younger set. Not a classic, but a good way to tide the last 90 minutes or so between Heathrow and Abu Dhabi.

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Bangkok Dangerous

Bangkok Dangerous
Movie Poster

I watched a few films on the flights from the UK to Bangkok via Abu Dhabi. And in an effort to cram a few more posts on here, you’re going to have to suffer a couple of reviews. Deal with it.

First up is the Nicolas Cage thriller Bangkok Dangerous. I picked it partly for the simple reason as I was heading to Bangkok and also because it’s a city I like and I wanted to see how it was portrayed.

It’s got a very split personality – much like the central character, an assassin who’s pulling off one last suite of jobs before retiring. He breaks a couple of his own rules, including taking on a trainee and a girlfriend. The thing is, the jump from action to romance really jars in places although Cage does a good job of portraying the hick out of water in a strange country in a relationship with a (deaf!) girl from another culture.

Bangkok isn’t portrayed badly, which is a relief. It’s not all seedy and purse snatchers and go-go bars. A lot of the scenery and culture is shown, and the old waterways feature in one action sequence. The Thai actors who appear are all pretty good, too.

However, it does get a little mawkish in places and the ending’s somewhat abrupt while at the same time open.

Worth a watch on an aeroplane, although the violence – I assume – is toned down somewhat. At least the editing is well done, as opposed to the hatchet jobs you see in the Malaysian cinemas.

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Vote Maiden!

Best of the Beast album cover
Vote Maiden!

Iron Maiden have been nominated for Best British Live Act in the Brits this year. Given that the other acts are commercial ****, do take the time to visit the site, register and VOTE MAIDEN!

You don’t have to vote for any of the Best British Single entrants which is also on the same form. Which is a good thing as every single one is more excruciating than a knitting needle through the eardrum.

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Big Buck Bunny

Big Buck Bunny poster
Big Buck Bunny

Fancy a very entertaining 10-minute CGI cartoon for free? Then head over to Big Buck Bunny and download this very entertaining short. You can watch it on YouTube etc, but I’d heartily recommend cranking up your preferred torrent program and downloading the high-quality version.

The film’s been made using all freeware utilities by a group of people who just fancied pushing the software to its limits. It’s no Wall-E, but damn impressive for what it is with some wonderfully giggly moments.

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You eyeballing me?

Eyeball
Stop staring!

Bizarre little game, this one. It’s more of a test, in a way. You know how when you check a picture to see if it’s level just by looking at it? This is called “eyeballing”, and the game tests your ability to perform various tasks of this ilk.

Definitely easier with an accurate mouse than a trackpad on a laptop, believe me.

Have fun: Eyeballing Game

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