Bugger
I just realised I left all the stuff I’d written on Friday on my laptop. Which is locked in a secure cabinet at work. Apologies in advance for the fact that everything on Monday will now likely seem out of date.
Confused Icelander
As well as managing to convince herself that she can sing (how? She’s ******* awful), short-arsed pop-annoyance Björk has also redesigned the animal kingdom. On an interview on 5-Live this morning she was asked about her sporting history at school. She admitted to doing swimming, but wasn’t very quick. More the relaxed paddler than the competition sprinter. Or in her words:
"I’m more of a turtle than a rabbit"
OK, Aesop’s Fables apart has anyone actually tried dropping a rabbit and a turtle into the sea? I’m prepared to bet that the rabbit can’t actually keep pace with the turtle, unless it’s downwards. Of course, likening this to tying bricks to Björk and dropping her off a boat isn’t that bad a way to start the day.
Good Frisking riddance
Anders Frisk, self-styled prima-donna masquerading as a very poor football referee, has retired with immediate effect after threats to him and his family. This followed the recent Barca / Chelsea game where – as usual – he was ******* *****.
It also follows the AS Roma (cheating, diving, Italian *******) v Dynamo Kiev match where he was hit on the head with something and abandoned the game rather than let the 4th official take over. He claimed they couldn’t guarantee the safety of the officials, unable to figure out it was just him that everyone ******* hates, the ****. Think about it – there are another three officials within much easier range than a referee and they weren’t pelted.
Then there was "that" game where he rule dout an England goal in the dying seconds of extra time.
Add to that the fact that he’s basically just a ******* drag queen who wants to be the centre of attention and he’s best off retiring behind the counter of a make-up shop. I do not, however, condone threats to his family. It’s not their fault he’s such a ****.
Finally…
Another letter from WAGN this morning saying all the train cockups weren’t their fault. The blame is with Network Rail who’ve said that it’s all their fault but they can’t explain why.
I don’t care. I got £15 in vouchers, just in time to buy aonther 2 tickets I have booked. About bloody time.
