Tintin is racist scum

Or so says another bunch of fuckwits in the US and the UK. This time, another arm of the “we have too much spare time” league have taken to banishing Tintin in the Congo to the adult section of Borders as it’s racist.

Oh, for ****’s sake. I’d like to know how many members of the committee that decided this are actually black/African American/People of Colour/whatever we’re supposed to call coloured people these days without hurting their delicate feelings.

A bad day to be a Christian

And people wonder why I don’t believe in God. It didn’t help this woman plummeting to her death on a fairground ride at a God-Botherer’s rock festival.

Add to this the Catholic church finally coughing up some money (a hell of a lot of it) to more than 500 people sexually abused by the clergy in the US.

God doesn’t love you. But Father Murphy will. Up the bumhole.

Warning – Friday 13th

1) Dawn, thinking of you today. Best wishes and I look forward to seeing you Lumpy-less when I get home! I still can’t get over the name of the surgeon…

2) Never ever send emails to ex-partners who you’re still crazy about when you’re tired, stressed, drunk and it’s Friday 13th. Sod’s law that Lou decided to finally reply to one of my emails last night. I daren’t even re-read what I sent her back but I have a horrible feeling I won’t be hearing from her again.

And I’m not usually superstitious.