Sometimes I worry myself

And not just by how lazy I’ve got at blogging. I’ve been meaning to check out my search engine thingies again for ages, but not got round to it until Chris posted about it. So I had a dig.

Surprisingly, I only have 53 search terms listed, but I think I’ve only been looking at the last month’s-worth. However, the scariest one – mainly as I come up as the 4th highest site in the results – is:

“ever done a fella up the arse with a strap-on”

Eek.

Mind, even this pales next to Dawn’s “my husband forced me to **** a midget”.

Shooting and cynicism

I know that this was a horrible event and that it will take a few days for the whole story to come out, so I’m not going to make light. However, the cynic in me is going to ask two questions:

1) Who are they going to try and blame for this one? A random heavy metal band or a computer game?

2) How quickly before the parents involved try to sue someone?

As I’ve said on other pages, and other blogs, I’ve liked pretty much every American I’ve met. But their society is a festering heap of ****. They refuse to recognise that their gun culture is to blame for so many incidents like this, and their kneejerk reaction to the loss of a loved one is to wonder how much money they can make from it, and how to shift the responsibility to a major corporation than admit they were ******* awful parents or that – simply – “**** happens, some people are born mentalists”.

Bush can sit there and issue press statements about being “shocked and saddened” but he’s the twunt who kept semi-automatic weapons on the streets by refusing to carry forward an edict left behind by the Clinton administration so he’s partly to blame.

I could rant on more, but I’d likely be repeating myself from other blog posts. Want me to shut up? Then make sure this **** doesn’t happen again. 33 innocents dead is surely enough of a price to pay for someone to start thinking about changing things?

Mmmm… Lois

Anyone who watches quality television will know that Betty and Wilma have been out-“foxed” by Lois Griffin from Family Guy. This is one hot animated chick who really makes Jessica Rabbit look poorly drawn. You just know she’s filthy (mainly as she openly acts it on the show).

As a result, Mel and Matt bought me a 6-inch tall Lois figure from a comic shop when I was in Perth and left it tucked up in my bed for me when I got in. Then followed “jokes” about us joining the mile-high club on my flight to Darwin.

Let me just point out that a woman making jokes about a guy having sexual fun with a 6″ plastic toy is a little like the pot calling the kettle black. For your information, Lois is still virginally intact, her seal unbroken (she’s still in the packet). Mind, bum games with a model based on a Jewish woman with a stereotypically large nose makes me wince at the thought. Could be fun with the prostate though.

Mackems and internet morons in house trashing shock horror

BBC: Web revellers wreck family home

Me: Ha. Ha. And indeed – ha.

I posted about MySpace a few days ago. The internet for the illiterate and technically ******.

Combine that with Houghton being proven mackem territory and you’re just bound to get problems. Alcohol plus inbred freaks = problems. Oh, how I laughed when I read this. Odds are the girl got impregnated by her brother or father at some point in the evening. It’s how mackems breed, after all.