To me! Well, to this blog. This is post number 1000, which I find hard to believe but WordPress is listing the other 999 so… wow. You should now all send me birthday presents and stuff and things. The more valuable the better.
So somehow I’ve managed to post 1000 items about **** knows what. I’m glad WordPress doesn’t count how much time I’ve wasted on this crap. The sad thing is, I’m quite happy to go on for another 1000. Large bribes will not work, but by all means send me the cash anyway.
I now really hope that CERN experiment didn’t **** everything up. It’d be a pisser to post this and then have the world end. People might think it’s my fault.
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