To me! Well, to this blog. This is post number 1000, which I find hard to believe but WordPress is listing the other 999 so… wow. You should now all send me birthday presents and stuff and things. The more valuable the better.
So somehow I’ve managed to post 1000 items about **** knows what. I’m glad WordPress doesn’t count how much time I’ve wasted on this crap. The sad thing is, I’m quite happy to go on for another 1000. Large bribes will not work, but by all means send me the cash anyway.
I now really hope that CERN experiment didn’t **** everything up. It’d be a pisser to post this and then have the world end. People might think it’s my fault.
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Nice one – well done. Here’s to the next 1000!
All I need now is another boring job so I have the time to write more crap.
enjoy the next 100 posts of filth and abuse.
**** off.
Like that, you mean?
In the words of Kev, ‘love it, love it, love it’!
You know, I’ve never had a stripogram. It’d make a great present. If you can’t afford one, they always say the best gifts are ones you make yourself 😉
Dare I even say it? You sir, are a perv! A heavily blogging one it seems!
You, madam, have big tits. Please send photos under a plain cover. With tissues. One photo per blog post would be nice.
Once again, Perv. And get over it. You’re never seeing them again!
Only cos I can’t get you drunk online 😛
Wow Congrats! Keep up the good work! 🙂
yeah it’s amazing how much time we’ve wasted on Blogville. It’s fun thou. better than watching crap like Big brother and some other tv programs.
I’m sure I mentioned Big Brother somewhere in the past… feel free to use the search bar at the top to locate it! Will be a bit of a gap this week as there’s nowhere here that I can find with wi-fi, so am having to use cybercafes.