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Do-gooders at it again

Simply as they have fuck all better to do with their time, a bunch of bureaucrats have taken it upon themselves to discipline no fewer than 100 members of the police force for forwarding on a humorous series of pictures.The slideshow depicts a man running from police in the US. He jumps off a […]

DJ ‘Fluff’ Freeman dies aged 79

Let’s face it, there’s not a lot to say. Bye-bye to another really nice person who it was always a joy to listen to on the radio. Even Harry Enfield would have been short a couple of his better characters were it not for Fluff.Rock on!

Read more at news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/ent…

Further proof – bouncers are cunts

I headed to The Vic in Darwin this evening for dinner with four people from my dorm. The youngest of us was 22. The little prick on the door wanted ID from everyone. Including me. I’m fucking 33 next month.

Smug little shit he was, as well. Don’t know why. Fat, ugly, couldn’t string more […]

Evil toaster destroyers

[another one written before I left home in March]

I had someone over recently and, being the polite host, asked if they wanted something to eat. "Cheese on toast" was the cheery reply.

Bastards. You invite someone over, show them common courtesy and they try and pull a practical joke on you. I mean, it’s […]

The perils of eating healthy food

I went to the loo today, wiped and – as any health consious person does – had a quick check of the paper-borne smearage. It was black. Not dark brown, but black.

Scary.

Ask a doctor. Black equals congealed blood and is very bad news. The thing is, it’s usually linked to things like stomach […]