Getting undressed in a gym changing room on a Friday. The day the local school use one of the suites for their PE class, so it’s filled with 14-15 year olds.
You’re unbuttoning your trousers. And you suddenly remember you’re wearing Dangermouse boxer shorts.
Welcome to hell.
& just HOW does that last post help with my mental imaging issues?
…and now I’ve got olfactory alerts going out as well…
Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
I do try to create the perfect image using words and words alone. Just you wait till the <SMELL> tags come in with HTML 7.3.
I am still shocked at you actually wearing any underpants…..
I do under my work clothes. Otherwise my one and only pair of work trousers smell like stale pee by Wednesday.
Damo – email the BBC so they don’t rip your idea off. And I’m surprised tesco didn’t chuck Mr Sweat out. Most places have a strict “tops must be worn” policy.
sorry about that – lunchtime brainstorm.
do you think it’s possible to get matching Mr & Mrs ‘Mr Benn’ underwear?
in reference to your “Welcome to Hell” quote – here’s mine………………………………………………
Shopping in TeSc0 in summer, standing looking for fruit and veg during hot lunchtime in Newmarket Road Branch. Standing looking at fruit, man walks up wearing flip-flops, shorts (with manky underwear showing), no top on – proceeds to touch every piece of fruit going with his sweaty hands – horrible
Underwear should be seen only in privacy of one’s home (ladies and mens), unless I get dragged to La Senza by other half again, then it’s okay.
*pictures JJ in a Batgirl costume instead*
Hmm… niiiiiice đŸ˜‰
Damo – much as this lass wanted to do with mine. In fairness, my undies are somewhat tatty. But they’re undies. On the whole people don’t see them. Who cares?
re: mind-controlling
The ironic and satrirical implications were deliberate.
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Stiletto: Si Barone!
Baron Greenback: I’ll get you next time… Dangermouse!
Penfold: Crumbs!
etc.
oh dear god, someone help me get these mental images OUT OF MY HEAD
sorry – never had to deal with a psycho ex with scissor-wielding tendencies – although that might be fun on a friday night.
Last year during holiday my other half threw three pairs of my holiday underwear off the balcony of our hotel room saying “those are horrible, go and buy more”.
lovely woman
Damo – I actually have some Batman briefs. They’re grey with a black “belt” at the top with the Batman logo at the front, like a buckle.
Worse, my mum bought them.
And I wonder why one of my ex’s wanted to take a pair of scissors to my underwear drawer. I should have let her. Actually, as a birthday pressie one year I gave her a pair of my old boxers and some scissors ina box. I **** you not. Cheapest present ever and she loved it!
Now you know why I go commando most the time…
Chris – Penfold does actually feature on them *shame*
Old-PC – they already *contain* mind-controlling drugs. How else do you class something so addictive that people will lose gangrenous limbs through it, yet still not give up?
It could be a lot worse – you could have been wearing Superman/Batman underwear. Crucially I have a novelty pair of boxers from my missus which have hearts all over them and a big picture of a cupid on the back – No way that I am going to wear them again when I am off to play sports.
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That was actually written by me in an alternate universe where those kinds of clothing are actually cool.
Well as long as they only had danger mouse on them. If penfold was there as well……..
I can see it now. An episode of Dangermouse where the evil Baron Greenback has started his own tobacco factory and is distributing cigarettes infused with mind-controlling drugs:
Colonel K: That infernal Greenback has started his own tobacco factory and is distributing cigarettes infused with mind-controlling drugs!
DM: Greenback, eh? The scoundrel!
Penfold: Crumbs!
etc.
No-brainer one would have thought.
Hey, that’s almost an oxymoron!
Damn, don’t you just hate leaving comments to the wrong post?
That last one should have gone to the UK-Wide-Smoking-Ban post…
Mind you, maybe it counts for this post too….?
Ok, maybe not.